December 2011
31 posts
Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...
– Ally McBeal
Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
If I try my best and fail, well, I tried my best.
– Steve Jobs, 1998 (via david)
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but...
– Lance Armstrong
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
– Tina Fey
Sometimes I don’t feel very social and I just go to sleep.
– Ezra Koenig