June 2011
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May 2011
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 31st
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how to piss someone off →
May 30th
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I'm a lazy texter.
I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special.
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Reblog if you think J.K. Rowling is a genius.
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Anonymous asked: hi. . .
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I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in spongebob
HA! 
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Writing "etc" on an exam because you don't...
YU MAD?
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