A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
how to piss someone off →
I'm a lazy texter.
I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special.
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