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beyoncevevo:

my english teacher told me when he went to college one of his english finals was literally just the question “why?” and he wrote “why not?” and got a 100 

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jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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Accio, June 2016! 

Accio, June 2016! 

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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

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